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  I take a quick look toward the front. The metal shelves are just thin sheets of aluminum and already they’re beginning to buckle against the weight of the zombies pressing against the door.

  Jake flies past me and disappears past one of the displays near the back. I hear a door slam open, then the telltale sounds of bathroom stall doors being flung wide. Somewhere in the back of my mind I’m thinking what a crazy-ass time it is to be taking a dump.

  “What the hell are you doing?” I scream, still searching for the rounds.

  “There’s a window in here!” Then, “Shit! They’re outside in back, too. We’re surrounded!”

  “Get out here, Jake!” I scream, alternately searching and checking the windows. The only thing that’s saved us from being overwhelmed is the zombies’ weakness. They’re slow and desiccated, weakened by years of not feeding. Their movements are stiff and jerky. Or at least they were. They seem to be waking up.

  It’s the noise! Stop making so much noise!

  I need to find that box of spare rounds.

  “There’s a back door here,” Jake shouts. “Christ, where the hell are they all coming from?”

  Draw them to the front!

  How?

  I spy the cash register. The bullets are probably in the back of the drawer.

  I try to open it, but without electricity, the thing’s locked tight and won’t budge.

  There’s a fire extinguisher sign in a back corner. As I hurry over to it, I hear the first splinter of glass from the front, a sharp report, followed by snapping sounds. I fling my head back. It’s just a crack, but the windows won’t hold for much longer.

  I pray that my hunch is right.

  “Jake, get the fuck out here! I need you!”

  I find the extinguisher, but the object I really want is hanging on the wall next to it: an axe. I yank it free from the mount and sprint back to the front.

  I don’t even slow down. I raise the axe over my head as I run and bring it down on the register. It crashes into the counter, missing the target by half a foot. I curse just as the window explodes inward. Glass rains down on the horde as the Undead tumble inside, slicing several of the zombies. But it doesn’t stop them. It doesn’t even slow them down.

  The first ones trip and fall. The ones behind begin to climb over them, but they’re pushed down by the third wave. The growing mound of Undead acts as its own speed bump, buying me precious seconds.

  I wrench the axe free from the countertop and bring it up again before slamming it down on the register. The ancient machine chimes and caves in, but the drawer stays closed. Two more quick swings and it finally pops free. But now the first zombies are less than ten feet away. I raise the pistol, cock it and squeeze the trigger with one hand while the other yanks the drawer fully open.

  Coins and bills shower to my feet. The gun goes off, rocking me onto my heels.

  My hand is shaking so badly that the shot goes wide. A hole opens up in the chest of a zombie further back. The bullet passes easily through it and shatters the unbroken window, unleashing another torrent of the walkers into the store. The zombie I hit rocks backward and falls. It’s quickly overrun by others.

  “What the hell was that?” Jake screams from the back.

  I aim and the second shot finds the forehead of the closest zombie. Its head explodes in a powder. The skull shatters and the thing collapses. I get off two more shots and drop two more of them before I see Jake out of the corner of my eye, skidding up the aisle.

  “This way!” he screams, pinwheeling his arms.

  I manage to fire another three rounds, but only one zombie goes down. The noise is making them go berserk. Their moans are shrieks of desperation and their movements are much more focused.

  “You can’t shoot them all!”

  I know he’s right. There’s no way I’d even be able to reload the clip, even if I had a thousand rounds. They’d be on top of me in a second. And my shoulder already burns from the recoil.

  How I wish I had an EM gun.

  I duck quickly down and sweep my hand over the floor until it encounters an object with some heft to it. I lift it and shove it into the elastic waist of the wetsuit without looking. Then I grab the axe in my other hand and run toward Jake, knocking a withered zombie in a faded too-large muumuu out of my way. She tips and falls in slow motion.

  “I’m coming,” I shout, and I pray Jake’s not just planning on barricading us in the bathroom.

  He’s standing beside a metal door, one hand up to stop me, his eyes glued to the tiny opening.

  “Jake, you better have a plan, because they’re fucking coming!”

  He reaches down and grabs something off the floor. It’s a tire iron. The other hand holds a—

  “Is that a toilet plunger?”

  “Yeah.” He kicks the door open.

  I don’t have time to say anything else before we’re rushing out into the bright sunlight.

  There are only a handful of zombies in back now, the rest drawn to the front by the gunshots. They turn as one as we skid out onto the loose gravel behind the store and begin their advance. They’re moving frightfully fast, faster than the ones we first saw in front.

  I step around Jake and with a quick shot from the pistol dispatch an Infected wearing the still-recognizable remains of a tattered business suit. Like the others inside, its head explodes in a fine powder, not the spray of gore I keep expecting. A strange powder that lingers in the air before slowly drifting back to the ground.

  “What the—?” Jake exclaims. “Jesus, that’s sick!”

  “Jesus is dead and he ain’t coming back! Now move!”

  Another zombie quickly takes the place of Business Suit. I swing the axe one-handed like a sword, not caring if I hit the thing with the flat side or the edge of the blade. Instead, the spike sinks into the monster’s face. It falls, pulling me down with it.

  Jake reaches over and grabs me, keeping me from falling right onto the blade, but knocking me in the head with the plunger. He swings his other hand at another zombie. It spins around.

  He swings again, and the plunger strikes it on the shoulder with a dull thwop, accomplishing absolutely nothing. The zombie reaches out. Jake thrusts straight at its face. I expect to see the plunger stick, but the zombie tumbles over backward instead.

  “Really?” I shout. “You couldn’t find anything better? A toilet brush, maybe?”

  “Closest thing to a dahn bohng I could find,” he says, referring to the short sticks some fighters use in hapkido.

  “I prefer the long staff.”

  “You’re doing just fine with that pistol!”

  I stumble back to my feet. He points to an opening and we sprint for it.

  His backpack bounces up and down and from side to side, making him look awkward. He twirls his plunger and tire iron like batons.

  The zombies that were heading around the sides of the store have changed direction and are now staggering toward us. Jake heads for the widest space between them, then suddenly veers off in a new direction.

  “Where are you going? Our gear is the other way!”

  “Yeah,” he puffs. “Exactly.” And I realize he’s right. We need to lead them away, not toward it. Otherwise we’ll never be able to leave.

  The Holiday Inn rises up before us. I wonder if Reggie and Ash are still inside. They should’ve finished by now and come back already. Do they even realize what’s going on out here? How could they have not heard the gunshots?

  And then I envision them in a hotel room, unaware that it’s filling with zombies, the sounds of their lovemaking attracting them from other parts of the hotel.

  “Where’d they come from?” I pant. “Jake? Jake, stop! We can’t just keep running around like this. We need a plan. And it has to include the others.”

  He slows, nodding, but doesn’t stop. I jog to keep up with him.

  “We might be running directly into even more of them.”

  He puts on the brakes and I plow
into him.

  “Jesus, Jake!”

  “I don’t know where they’re coming from, Jessie.” But there’s something in his eyes, an accusing look. He thinks this is my fault.

  “They heard the glass breaking.”

  “It’s not your fault, Jess.”

  He takes a moment to assess our situation, turning in a full circle. Other than the zombies swarming the refueling station, the place still seems empty, but now we know we can’t trust this perception.

  The zombies we can see number at least fifty by now. They’ve turned and are heading toward us, as if we’re magnets.

  There are so many of them. So many, and they showed up so suddenly. Where were they hiding? And why? Were they just trying to stay out of the sun? Were they…planning?

  I can’t believe I’m even entertaining such thoughts. The Undead don’t think.

  “Jake?”

  He’s staring at the Holiday Inn. “That’s where Ashley and Reggie went, isn’t it?”

  “Yeah, and that’s why we can’t go there. We’ll lead the zombies right to them.”

  “What if they’re—” He stumbles backward, swearing and shaking his head as some variation of the thought I’d had moments before comes to him. “I hope they didn’t come from inside there.”

  “You need to ping them,” I say. I feel naked without my Link, vulnerable. Helpless. “We need to warn the others.”

  He glances back at the zombies, his eyes still crazed with fright. “Shit,” he repeats, but he nods and pulls out his Link. As he does, he starts walking, cutting off to the right and toward more open ground. “Keep an eye out for me, Jess,” he says, gesturing with his free hand. He babbles almost incoherently into the Link.

  “They’re getting closer, Jake. We need to move.”

  “Okay,” he says, slipping the Link back into his pocket.

  We start jogging again.

  “You told everyone?”

  “I tried Micah. No time to key in anyone else.”

  “You spoke to him? Is he coming?”

  “He wouldn’t accept. I left a message.”

  “Damn it!”

  I notice we’re heading for the tower, the same one Micah said he was going to earlier. It’s at least a quarter mile off, far enough away that we’ll easily lose the zombies before we arrive.

  I’m not sure this is the best plan, however. I don’t like having my back up against the wall—literally—and we don’t know if there are more zoms in front of us. On the other hand, we need to lead them away, anywhere, just not toward the gear.

  And we need to do it quickly, because it now looks like there are close to a hundred of them.

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  Chapter 21

  Jake’s Link pings just as we reach the first row of taller buildings. They look like warehouses. We slip around the corner of one and find the street deserted. It’s a row of shops. Wouldn’t it be ironic if one of them was a bookstore?

  We stop to read the message:

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  Jake quickly tries to open a voice line, but Micah doesn’t answer.

  “Come on, man!” he grunts, pacing anxiously. “Why won’t he accept? Damn it!”

  He’s practically screaming with fright. I try to calm him down. The last thing we want to do is to draw out even more zombies from wherever they might be hiding. “Just leave a message. We need to keep moving.”

  “Stay there, Micah,” he tells the recorder. “We’re coming to you.”

  “Stay there?” I say. “No! He needs to come back. We need to get back to the equipment and leave!”

  Jake pockets his Link. “Not with those things just standing there!”

  He brushes past me to peek around the corner. “Damn it. They’ve stopped. Stupid things. They’re just shuffling around in random directions now.”

  I look for myself. From the relative safety of our hiding spot, I can rest a moment and get a better look at them. Their clothes are faded and hang on them in rags. If they have any at all. I notice how weathered they are, dry and dark and timeworn, barely much more than skeletons. The plastination of their flesh from the infection is obvious. The Infected Undead, victims of the outbreak thirteen years ago, the ones the military left behind. Chocolate, sexless, men and women and children. Chocolate monsters.

  I put my hand on his shoulder. “Jake—”

  “We’ve got to draw them away from the tunnel,” he says, shaking my hand off. Before I realize what he’s doing he’s back out in the middle of the street, waving his arms and shouting. “Hey, you! Over here! We’re over here!”

  “Jake!” I whisper, darting out and grabbing his tee shirt. “What the hell are you doing? Stop it!” I check behind us to make sure the street is still empty.

  He ignores me and shouts even louder. He jumps and waves and screams. The urban canyon we’re in begins to fill with moaning sounds. They echo all around us, amplified by the closeness of the buildings.

  Stiff as wooden dolls, the zombies turn and make their way toward us.

  From a distance, they all seem agonizingly slow. But now I can see that this is wrong. Not all of them are slow. Some move faster. But that’s not the only difference. They have a waxier sheen to their skin and their muscles don’t seem as atrophied. They have the same aimless shuffle as the rest, but their steps are longer. Their legs swing just a fraction of a second brisker. Their movements are more precise, more…focused. Fresh zombies? But how?

  I don’t know, but these are the ones we need to worry about.

  “Let’s circle around,” Jake says. He grabs my arm and turns me. “Maybe we can find a dead-end alley with a fire escape or something.”

  “You want to use us as bait to draw them into an alley?”

  “You’d rather stand and fight?”

  I shake my head. “I’d rather just go home.”

  “Better if we herd them into an alley than leave them scattered about.”

  “Only one problem,” I say. “They’re not cows. And they’re already too scattered.”

  “I never said it would be easy.” He points to a pair of tall buildings with a narrow space between them. We hurry over, but as soon as we turn the corner we can see that it won’t work. The other end is open.

  “We’re wasting time, Jake,” I say. “We need to find the others and get out of here.”

  We stumble back onto the main street. The first of the zombies are already there, a half dozen lurching toward us, their movements deceptively quick.

  “Fuck,” Jake pants. “Does it seem like they’re getting faster?” He backs away.

  “Just run,” I say, but he’s right. They are fast, and getting faster.

  We both turn into the alley and run. When we reach the other end, we turn again, angling perpendicular to the tower and the tunnel as best we can. Our footsteps slap against the road, echoing off the buildings, sounding like clapping.

  “This way!” I hiss, reaching out for Jake’s arm and turning to the right. His shirt slips from my fingers and he continues straight down the broad road. “Jake!”

  He spins around. His eyes are wild, but he follows me. This constant swinging of his between lucidity and panic is driving me crazy.

  “We need to get back,” I gasp. “We can’t worry about Micah. He’ll catch up to us.”

  He looks at the gun still in my hand. “How many bullets do you have left?”

  “I don’t know.” Then I remember the box and pull it from my wetsuit.

  “Paperclips?”

  “Shit!” I throw the box away. It breaks open and bullets spill out, scattering across the pavement. “Damn.”

  Jake hurries over and starts to pick them up.

  “No time!” I yell. “Leave them. Even if we can just grab the gear and get it into the water, that’s better than waiting. It’s our only chance!”

  New footsteps echo around us, someone running. We both look up in time to see Micah sprinting past us on the street ahead. He doesn’t see us.

>   “Micah!”

  But he’s already disappeared.

  “Shit. Micah!”

  Micah’s head reappears around the corner. He looks up the road in the direction he just came from and makes a snap decision. He sprints toward us. “Get out of here!” he screams. “Go back!”

  The moaning is growing louder. The street behind us suddenly fills with walkers. “Run,” Micah shouts.

  Jake and I spin around. The zombies crowd into the street, lurching madly at us, moaning and shrieking and clacking their rotting teeth.

  “Shit! Aw, shit!”

  “Calm down, Jake,” I tell him. “You need to calm down.”

  “We’re trapped!”

  Yeah, whose fault is that? But I don’t say it. I push him toward one of the buildings.

  Lifting my arm, I bring the axe down on the display window of a bridal shop. The gowns inside are yellowed and dusty. When the glass shatters and falls on them, they tear easily and flake to the floor.

  “What the hell is it with you and breaking glass?” Jake screams.

  “Just get inside!”

  Micah reaches us. He doesn’t hesitate. He vaults over the high brick sill of the display window and into the store. Glass crunches under his feet. He stops, turns, and reaches down to help us in.

  Jake hesitates.

  “Get your goddamn ass in here,” Micah growls at him as he pulls me up.

  I don’t stop to help. I head for the back of the store, looking for the emergency exit or loading door or whatever the hell they’ve got. It’s our only chance to evade the zombie horde.

  I hear footsteps behind me.

  “I cut myself on the glass,” Jake wails, holding his arm. Blood seeps through his fingers. It looks like a nasty gash, but I can’t worry about that right now. “Why’d you pick this shop? The one next door had a bigger window.”

  I don’t have time to explain it to him. I kick down a door marked “Employees Only” and find what I’m looking for. There’s an emergency exit across the room, but I see that it’s secured with a chain and a padlock.

  I swing the axe behind me.